M*A*S*H

Adapted by Tim Kelly
From the book by Richard Hooker


M*A*S*H stands for Mobile Army Surgical Hospital, and joining it are two unpredictable madcaps, Hawkeye and Duke. They can't be dealt with casually, however, because they are also two of the best chest surgeons in South Korea. They decide to wage a campaign to get a young Korean to the United States and entered in a good school. The thread of this effort helps tie together the pileup of comic adventures that pyramid right before the eyes of your astonished and hysterical audience! Hawkeye has a scene with a woman psychiatrist who believes he's been trying to lobster-trap mermaids in a rice paddy! There's a jolly encounter with the baby-talking Bonwit sisters, the worst tap-dancing act the U.S.O. ever sent overseas. A sergeant is selling dumb GIs fishing rights in the Bay of Phum. Radar O'Reilly, a soldier with incredible hearing, anticipates things before they happen. The proprietor of a painless dental clinic is cured of dark moods by the recreation of an old monster movie...and a monster! It's all here, including a little romance mixed in with dramatic moments and a genuine love of life. Oh, yes...the Korean boy does get his education in the United States!

Director...Nathaniel Madsen
Assistant Director...Geoffrey Madsen

The Cast:
General Hammond...Gary Trull
PVT. Boone...Charlee Williams
LT. COL. Blake...Ralph Beaversdorf
Captain Bridget McCarthy...Dawn-Rea Dickson
LT. Janice Fury...Kiara Dorner
SGT. Devine...Matt Arndt
LT. Louise Kimbal...Rachel Ahlers
Captain Frank Burns...Chris Anderson
Father Mulcahy...Jon Yuhaszpratt
Captain Waldowski (Walt)...Stacy Meyers
Captain McIntyre (Trapper John)...Will Church
Captain Black (Ugly)...Mike Brunner
Corporal Reilly (Radar)...Geoff Madsen
Captain Pierce (Hawkeye)...Dave Hackbarth
Captain Forrest (Duke)...Dave Woosencraft
Ho-Jon...Ben Smits
PVT. Lopez...Matt Stanke
Congresswoman Goldfarb/Korean Woman 1...Mary Madsen
LT. Nancy Phillips...Lori Smits
Major Houlihan (Hotlips)...Stephanie Hill
Dean Mercy Lodge...Tom Marlier
Miss Randazzle/Korean Woman 2...Germaine Schwaller
Mitzi...Malaine Karpinski
Fritzi...Georgi Ritter
Agnes...Namara Panzer

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